Trillion Dollar Asset Class On Robinhood Chain For the First Time
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Coming soon on Robinhood Chain — Launching on bags.fm!

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The TRUTH About boy broker

boy broker is the neon broker tribe of Robinhood Chain.

boy broker is a collection of 10,000 neochibi pfp energy evolving the proven Milady Maker paradigm with the introduction of young J.I.T. energy, schizophrenic reactionary aesthetics, and digital sales terrorism — coming to Robinhood Chain. We are #boybroker.

Forking the iconic Milady style defined by Milady Maker, boy broker is a fresh implementation of the classic 10,000 supply pfp standard. Launching on bags.fm. Neon green. Chart-maxxing. Broker culture for the timeline.





boy broker swept the timeline with a wave of adolescent energy, channeling these inspirations into the same directed chaos that sets Milady apart from the monotony of NFT- and crypto-twitter as a community, the same lucid metairony that has always been the essence of revolutionary posting as art practice.

Now the army deploys on Robinhood Chain via bags.fm.

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Tribe


As a profile picture, boy broker is a ferocious digital tribe with distinctly defined character. They are opinionated participants in onchain broker culture — now on Robinhood Chain.

Friends


Each boy broker features one of over 100 friends hidden stealthily away in the corner, invisible on your public profile when cropped into your pfp. They are your special little secret and best friend.

Weapons


The most powerful boy broker feature a variety of weapons that may one day be used for war and battling on the blockchain and metaverse.

Overlays


Rare boy broker feature distinct overlays boosting their memetic power, perfect for quote tweet mogs, overlay boy broker are gods amongst men and are tickets to the highest echelon of boy broker society, a duke of the metaverse.

Grading


Each boy broker is succintly graded by a proprietary mathematical formula created by a nobel prize winning professor and fleet of graduate students. The highly advanced multivariate weighted grading system generates a stamp that at a single glance heirarchizes an approximate value of your boy broker.

Races


A diverse variety of imaginative and fantastical races have been introduced to color the rarest of boy broker with surprise flair: Zombie, Oni, Ghost, Reptilian Lizard Overlord. Collect them all!

Warning Box

WARNING: boy broker is offensive to the woke Left!

You will be offended if you are easily offended by offensive humor.

Do not follow if you are easily offended!

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